sonyaareneaa:

sleepingthroughsunday:

the-queer-is-here:

h0ekay:

oh my god unf

Fuck please bite me all day long.

THIIIIIIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

Fastes way to get in my pants
fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via happiest)

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

(via potheadbenny)

3886 /
fxckfuture:

urban n fashion
2470 /

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via halmarack)

be-a-serial-killer:

Vintage Paradise

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via relahvant)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via stability)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via seedy)

THEME.